The best and weirdest Duolingo sentences ever

100 of the best (and weirdest) Duolingo sentences EVER

2021 marks a decade of Duolingo and its famous feathered mascot, Duo.

In that time, Duo has become something of a poster child for language learning, guilt trips and passive aggression.

But that’s not all: our little green friend has also developed a reputation for coming out with some rather curious sentences. Whether it’s Spanish, French, Hungarian or Klingon, you’re never too far from an expression that leaves you either scratching your head, pondering your existence, or rolling on the floor with laughter.

Below, we showcase 100 of the very best.

1. The Loch Ness monster is drinking whiskey


2. Without a doubt, I want to eat ham


3. When I was young, I was not allowed to wear pants


4. I am less happy than before


5. Excuse me, I am an apple


6. Yes, I want to live, I want to die in the North


7. Your cat has a beautiful profile picture


8. It is easier to die than to love


9. Owen is eating parsnips in the rain


10. It’s getting worse and worse


11. The scream cuts the silence


12. Whose robot ate my cake?


13. I am crying and the onion is laughing


14. Does a toothbrush have feelings?


15. I want carrot curry


16. Lama wants cold and good juice


17. Are you happy? No.


18. I do not hear you since I have cinnamon rolls in my ears


19. There is somebody’s head in the fridge


20. After the dragon had eaten Owen, it went to Cardiff


21. The rhinoceros is drinking juice


22. Are there still Vikings in Sweden?


23. This guy does not play in the same league as you believe me


24. Why is the banana wet?


25. The baby wants to drink beer


26. I like the taste of alcohol very much


27. Everybody dies in the end


28. He will taste the blood


29. I do not need to read your terms of service to accept you


30. You have not understood anything


31. I am not a person


32. I am eating bread and crying on the floor


33. You must choose: cake or death!


34. I want to eat more potatoes


35. The lion is eating a boy


36. Everyone has to die


37. I want to be able to travel

It’s a 2020 thing

38. My dog is unemployed and only has one eye


39. I need more alcohols


40. Do we eat ants?


41. The horse cooked for the cows


42. The wine has a special effect on the baby


43. I am the cheese


44. The nineties called and wanted its shirt back


45. Who is Friday’s victim?


46. What is tea? What is water? Who am I?


47. The bride is a woman and the groom is a hedgehog


48. There is a cow in the house!


49. The man eats ice cream with mustard


50. My horses collect teeth


51. I want to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way


52. I eat that in the bathroom


53. I want to cook bulgogi with the pig at the farm


54. Tell the truth or I will throw your cell phone


55. I have 28 hairs


56. Are you intact?


57. A man is not food


58. Ana is eating a canary


59. Yes, the owl is smart and nice

Flattery will get you everywhere

60. I am ready to die


61. The friendship between the turtle and the elephant was very special


62. Wherever he lives, I will find him

Liam Neeson vibes

63. You are a clown


64. When God invented beauty he was inspired by you


65. I want a boat to take me far from here

Preferably Mars

66. People all over the world take showers, and only you do not want to


67. The cat exists and at the same time does not exist


68. I want to talk to the manager

Is the Karen meme still a thing?

69. This blond man has stupid ideas


70. The tomato is attractive


71. I am sad even though I have wine


72. Good morning, Dragon


73. Things had not gone well that year

#2020

74. A good father never throws the baby


75. You are much more alone than you believe


76. I would like some new software for my brain


77. She would be better without you


78. He was naked


79. My turtle, Raphael, is a police officer


80. Carrie does not like to sleep in the afternoon what is her problem?

Get a grip, Carrie

81. Owen is eating parsnips in Antarctica


82. He promised that someone else would pay for his wall


83. I sometimes drink alone


84. A cat does not play piano


85. That duck is very rich


86. My compliments to your mother


87. You always worry about everything


88. I yell in the morning


89. A flying saucer visited us today


90. She wants to swim in a sea of sauce


91. You eat like a pig


92. Dogs do not write newspapers


93. Yellow hair does not go with an orange face


94. Does the dog drink from the toilet?


95. My horse is not an artist but an architect


96. The fisherman brings a fish to my mother


97. The spider eats bread


98. I cry myself to sleep every night


99. Today as well I will gaze into the distance and cry


100. The cow does not eat children


Here’s to another decade of weirdness

Duolingo wouldn’t be half as much fun without these whacky sentences. Long may they continue!

Which one is your favourite? Is there a classic I’ve missed out?

Let me know in the comments!


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